My mailman says his truck smells like berries!!

I am just cracking up and have to blog about this.  First I got two packages today.  You see all this time I been getting my melts and tarts, and I never had a tart burner!  Seriously, so I finally got one and its so awesome and I no longer have to cut up my tarts into halves or quarters to use them, but the problem is???  NOT enough TARTS!!  So I ordered some Tarts from Lara!!! 

Now my mailman he is a trip.  He is always sniffing my boxes trying to guess what is inside!  It’s a monthly thing (OK well sometimes a little more I know I am addicted, but my house and body smell the greatest OK!).  Today was so funny picture it if you will:

Knock Knock, someone is at the door, I open it and there is my mailman all full of smiles and says “hey is there grapes or blueberries or something berry in his box because my truck smells so good, I didn’t want to take it off”.  I cracked up and said oh yes definitely berry scents in there!!!  He was like “I wish all boxes I delivered smelled this good!” Then he said, “so now I have to go find a bakery for some muffins thanks a lot!” I laughed and he left I shut the door.

Each time he brings my box I usually open the door to him shaking and sniffing it LOL LOL

NOW get this.  I got another package, and wasn’t expecting anything else and well my name on it so I opened it.  Looks like hubby hit EBay again and scored a Zippo!  I have to check the account to see if I NEED to deduct from checking account.  Get this, I am about dying from laughing so flipping hard….. Guess what they used to wrap it for “secure shipping”????  NO not BUBBLE WRAP but TOILET PAPER and not just any toilet paper, but Cottonelle, all that quilted softness.  I am just dying from laughing!!!