Booger’s!

October 26, 2007

I just have to blog about this to get this of my chest. Call it Humorous or call it a Rant, heck for the sake argument, a Humorous Rant.

So picture it if you will a knock at your door, mind you I was dishing up dinner to the family, and I open the door and its the Schwan’s Rep. So its a quick no I don’t need anything this time around, see you in two weeks and close the door. But I gotta tell you the dude had a flipping booger hanging out his nose all crusty and gross. Now let me STRESS this that, its NOT the FIRST time ok!

I mean why is it just a quick glance and your flipping eyes are like a beacon for finding the booger’s! Eww Gross!

Hello do you not see yourself in your rear view mirror or perhaps the side mirror, maybe a quick reflection in the ice? Perhaps when you stop to use the bathroom and your washing your hands take a look in the mirror. I mean OMG how can you miss that thing?

Would it be rude of me to perhaps greet him at the door with a box of tissues next time? OR maybe a manly roll of toilet tissue? A Q-tip or cotton ball? Gloves and a pair of tweezers perhaps?

Would it be rude to say umm dude you have a booger hanging out of your nose? AND how many other houses did he visit before he came to mind and NO one said anything to him? OMG I would be so embarrassed!

I have to admit standing in my doorway with a flipping crusty ole booger hanging out the dude’s nose doesn’t exactly make me want to get any products off the truck!!! No booger ice cream for me thanks but have a nice day!!

Posted by Suzie Q | Filed Under Jaw Breakers

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2 Responses to “Booger’s!”

Lara on October 27th, 2007 2:36 am

ROFLMBO OMG I am dying here !!!! That is disgusting ….yet …Oh, so funny!!!!!
You crack me up !
Bobbie on October 27th, 2007 8:37 pm

LMFAO!! Too funny!!

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